Obamassiah
I never thought it would happen in my lifetime but it has…. The second coming, the savior of the world, the Obamassiah. He is here to save us from ourselves because we know not what we do. Not just us lowly cretans in the good ‘ole USA, but the masses the world over. Amen hallelujah, the redeemer is here at last. How did we ever get by without Him? We will no longer have to be slaves to our evil employers for His Kingdom will take from them and provide for us all. For He is the One who understands our awful plight. He and only He can, for He is — Bi-Racial (black and white), Bi-Religious (muslim and christian), Bi-social (breaks bread with both good and evil), Bi-elitist (loved by hollywood elites and welfare recipients both), Bi-financial (he was poor and now he’s rich), Bi-partisan (he’ll take both Democrats and Republicans votes), and rumor has it he’s even, dare I say lest I be smite down, Bi-sexual (a mysterious death at his church took care of that rumor though). So He is the perfect One for these imperfect times. He has risen up to save our lost and troubled world. For He is the annointed One…… THE OBAMASSIAH.
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